You wanna hear something that freaked me right the fuck out the other day?
I’m more than halfway to AARP age.
Fuuuuuck.
Entries from June 2008
I Can’t Drive
June 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: Grab Bag
I Do
June 9th, 2008 · No Comments
Reason number 110 that I love my wife:
In discussing our friend Josephine, she declares that she does not like Josephine because she’s demanding.
“She’s too needy,” she says, “I mean, it’s not like we’re not fucking.”
They say there’s someone for everyone…
Tags: Domesticities
